Re: HOAX: Fwd: RE: federal e-mail tax????

[Tim May <tcmay@got.net>]

At 8:38 PM -0800 4/16/99, Rabid Wombat wrote:
>Correction:
>
>The Toronto lawyer used to exist. He was killed in a tragic accident when
>he was inadvertantly scooped up by a firefighting helicopter while scuba
>diving off the coast of France, and dropped from 500 feet into the blaze.
>Authorities were baffled to find his charred, wet-suit clad remains over
>40 miles from the nearest body of water.
>
>Please forward this message to as many people as possible, and you will
>have good luck. If you do not forward this message to at least 5.2 people
>within 23.1 hours, Bad Things(tm) will happen to a dying boy in New Jersey
>whose last wish is to recieve a free trip to Disney World from Bill Gates
>for sending email which will be tracked by Microsoft. Please add your
>address to the bottom of this list, and if people are stupid enough to
>send you a dollar you will be rich, unless they send Canadian dollars,
>which are called looneys, and are still worth a bit more than lira. Lira
>is not the capitol of Peru, which is a place south of Tennesee, the home
>Al Gore, who is the father of the Internet, which will be taxed into
>oblivion by government authorites unless you act now!

But you must be careful not to blink your modem lights while forwarding
this message! There are Federal Agents in the Matrix who will threaten
anyone who blinks his modem lights with a free trip to Tacoma to meet the
Oracle.

Also, beware the blotter acid. Mixed with 00 shells it makes for a
dangerous Thomas Concoction.

--Tim May

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