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Joke Of The Day: Dreams
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was
twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes,
redheads, all dancing in a row..."
Psychiatrist: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible."
Andy: "Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."
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Dumb Sex Stories &
Pick Up Lines!
was a stripper in England named Shannon. She was hired to
do a job in her home town. She was scheduled to perform at
a fund-raiser for a local disaster. But it turned out to
be a disaster for Shannon. She arrived at the fund-raiser
right on time a they told her to come a little after it
started. She was dressed up as a police officer. When she
was given the sign she jumped out from behind a curtain in
full uniform, “arrested” an elderly man and began to
tie him up to a chair. She proceeded to take his trousers
off, and began stripping until all she was wearing was a
G-string. It was then that Shannon realized that the man
was her grandfather!
Today's Pick Up Line:
I happen to die, I want to come back as those jeans and
wear your ass out."
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