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["Jean-Francois Avon" <jf_avon@citenet.net>]

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A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came 
to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems 
worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer 
walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his 
window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?" The Officer 
replies, "The President is just so depressed about all the problems 
going on that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway 
and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on 
fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million 
he owes his lawyers. I'm walking round taking up a collection for him". 
"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?" "So far only about 
a hundred gallons but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning."



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