[The Fedz] Re: United States Engaged in Secret Biowar & Assassination Defence.

[Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>]

hi kids!

i'll start adding "[The Fedz]" to all of my posts now so you can 
*plonk* away to your heart's content.  never accuse me of being a
selfish, ungrateful cocksucker - only an American.


On Thu, 24 Jun 1999, Zombie Cow wrote:

> Date: Thu, 24 Jun 1999 15:27:12 +0300 (EEST)
> From: Zombie Cow <waste@zor.hut.fi>
> To: cypherpunks@toad.com
> Subject: United States Engaged in Secret Biowar & Assassination Defence.  
> 
> United States Engaged in Secret Biowar & Assassination Defence.

since when has this been "secret"?  not only is this old news, but it's 
extremely common too.  in fact, Biological and Chemical Weapon production
is an integral part of the public education curriculum for American youth.
 
> United States is secretly conducting a private assassination campaign
> to eliminate non-US citizens considered to be a potential terrorist
> threat to the great American nation. 

thanks for the information.  my Eggs Benedict went down much better this 
morning knowing that my ass is covered.  i probably wouldn't be able to
even stomach food if i had to think about Your Ass too.

i like the tone of this article - "the great American nation".  i think
i've got a "stiffy", or is it just morning wood?
 
> In doing this, the United States government and their operatives have
> followed the philosophy of eliminating the cause of the problem before
> the symptoms themselves can occur. It has been found to be the
> logical, and indeed to be the only effective means of fighting the
> potential threat of biological terrorism and warfare. 

it sounds like the author *almost* wants to contend that the great 
American nation is doing a Bad Thing here.  the "WMD" acronym justs
gives us all such a warm, fuzzy feeling though, doesn't it?  nothing 
quite compares to blowing shit up, killing in the name of puppet
governments, fetuses, oil, trade deficits, Jesus Christ, and, of
course, the God-given American right to blowjobs from interns.

i've got an urge to stuff my cock in an intern's mouth while listening 
to her hum the American Pledge of Allegiance.  what could be more
patently patriotic in this Great America?
 
> The biological terrorist threat posed by the Third World countries,
> such as Iran, Iraq, Libya, Syria, Cuba and North Korea is considered
> to be very likely, as the United States has itself been conducting a
> secret biological warfare targetting the agricultures in these
> countries, giving the secret biowar a supportive role in it's openly
> practiced military aggressions and control of the regions. A trade
> embargo combined with biological warfare can be a mighty weapon
> indeed. A retaliatory biowarfare attack, targetting the United States
> agriculture is therefore feared by the American Intelligence Agencies.

we should just kill all of our perceived enemies, poison the world, and
move to Mars.  i wonder if those two astronauts who want to fuck in
space on the trip to Mars would mind if i made it a 3some.
 
> Following the logic, the reasons for increases in accidental fatalities 
> among people in the biological and medical fields are becoming ever
> more clear.

don't tell that to Vince Foster - he's liable to cop a resentment.
 
> Indeed, as of late, it has become increasingly life-threatening to
> even speak of biowar-agents or having some expertise in the field of
> biomedicine while residing or living in a third world country. The
> United States controlled Echelon system catches all e-mail, faxes,
> telexes and phonecalls with even a hint of a mention to biological
> warfare or terrorism. http://www.iptvreports.mcmail.com/ic2kreport.htm

it's quite ironic that i'm dating a woman who just got a BS in 
BioChemistry, with minors in Computer Science and Chemical Engineering.
isn't it?
 
> The system lets operators label persons related to these exchanged
> conversations for consideration of possible elimination by private
> American assassination forces residing in these countries. Car
> accidents, deadly food-poisonings, and other accidental fatalities are
> among the favourite methods used by the American assassinators.
> Patriotic and ultra-nationalistic American assassinators used, are
> working and armed through various private companies, but in reality,
> they are devised and controlled directly by the CIA.

sssh!  don't tell everybody, you fool.  you're liable to spontaneously
combust in a "tragic accident".
 
> All of this ironically happening while the United States is apparently
> themselves heavily engaged in an aggressive biological and biochemical
> warfare against countries posing threats to US dominance, such as
> Iran, Iraq and North Korea, and has managed to effectively destroy
> their farming capacity along with production facilities for
> medicine and pesticides with the excuse that they are or could
> be used for production of biological or biochemical warfare agents.

:)
 
> Reports of diseases running wild in these countries speak for
> themselves. http://www.healthnet.org/programs/promed.html

necessary costs for National Security of the Great America.
 
> While it is not clear how the United States government has deemed 
> all life apparently void of any human rights, lest it belong to an 
> American, this fact is becoming ever more devastatingly clear from 
> the foreign policies practiced by the United States forces around
> the globe. Secretly conducted biological warfare against agricultures
> of the developing nations is a devastating political weapon the United
> States will not hesitate to use to destroy their enemies:

where's that intern?  i've got another stiffy!
 
> http://www.worldhunger.org/articles/chun.htm
> 
> After all, it will only bring more money and jobs to the Americans.

damn right!  my only complaint is that we can't find a fucking decent
immigrant to work the fucking counter at MacDonalds these days.  the
goddamned crackheads working there now can't do a fucking thing right.

do you have any idea how annoying it is when i have to wait on line
an extra 5 minutes for my Chicken McNuggets Happy Meal, only to find
that my french fries are slightly soggy and a tad over-salted?

> --
> This relayed information was espionaged from United States spies by:
> Psy-Core.
> 

no.  actually, we released this information intentionally to put 
The Fear of The Great American God into all of you non-Americans.


-- The Fedz


p.s. my coffee tastes funny this morning, and i feel strange.  stranger
than usual.  is that Death i smell?