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[Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>]

>Date: Mon, 1 Mar 1984
>From: mgraffam@idsi.net
>To: cypherpunks@toad.com
>Subject: Re: re signature pads
>
>On Mon, 1 Mar 1999, DeathWalker wrote:
>
>> Does anyone here *really* think that your everyday life could be
>> undetectable, *if* someone really wanted to track you???
>
>No. But that isn't the issue, either.

so why don't you enlighten us about the real issue here, dumbfuck?

>> From this analysts can deduce your lifestyle and personality type.
>
>Yeah, and if you are concerned about this, it is a good idea to have
>several personalities. Either create aliases, or failing that.. subscribe

"it is a good idea to have several personalities" ???  you fuckin wacko.
no, i take that back.  you're just a stupid prick.

>to different sorts of magazines and newsletters. "Guns 'n Ammo", "High
>Times", and "Good Housekeeping" subscriptions are always good. Give
>the ones you don't want away to neighbors or friends.

you're fuckin brilliant.  a genius, i say!

>Get catalogs from different places too.. order stuff now and then as
>it may suit you.

"get catalogs from different places" ???  oh yeah, that's sure to throw
Scully off when she's tracking me down after i bomb a couple abortion clinics...

>> Think the answer is cash??? *wrong* - It is illegal for
>> banks/dealerships/realators to accept over $5000 without reporting it to
>> the IRS.
>
>Uhm.. you've never bought anything big with cash, have you?

yes, in other people's names, using their credit, and in increments of
4,999.00 or 9,999.00.

but mine is still bigger than yours!

>> If you are caught traveling in the country with over $2000
>> (most areas, less in Florida) it can be confiscated as "drug money"
>> (OBTW: they don't need a warrant!!!).
>
>Caught? Doing what? I agree that if your daily routine is such that you
>get harassed by the cops often, then carrying cash may be a bad move,
>but I rarely get harassed by my local cops anymore.. and when I did,

that's because you're a worthless bastard and they don't have time to
throw away on pantywaste like you.

>I never got searched without my permission. When I get stopped nowadays it

so did you give bubba permission to do you in the ass while you were
locked down for buying crack last year?

>is by the rookie who hasn't heard my speech on my civil rights and

yeah, yeah, Mr Martin Fucking Luther King.  i missed YOUR civil rights
speech too.  fuck you.

>whether or not he is going to detain me. I walk places a lot (prefer not
>to drive unless absolutely needed), and I'm a night person .. so cops

you're a fucking crack smoking drunk.

>tend to think of me as suspicious. Now they _know_ that I am suspicious,
>but I'm more of a pain in the ass than I am suspicious, so they leave me
>alone :)

finally, you get something right.  YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PAIN IN THE ASS.
and a rather insignificant pain in the ass at that.

>Now, granted, I agree that these sorts of laws are shit in principle, but
>in practice it is possible to live an ordinary life without running into
>this stuff too often, so carrying cash is usually ok.
>
>Hmm.. that gets me thinking.. to go off on a tangent a bit..

oooohhh! goodie! time for dumbass to make up a good story for us!

>One time I was walking to a friend's house with a copy of that
>declassified army field manual "basic cryptanalysis" printed out for him..
>now, I didn't have the disclaimer page that says it was cleared for
>public distribution printed out, just the table of contents, and the rest
>of it.

[translation]
so you were sitting at home, surfing the web, looking for working passwds
to decent pr0n sites causse you hadn't gotten laid in months...

>Heh.. so this cop stops me, couldn't have been more than 23 or 24.. and

so you find a passwd to this kickass she-male site with RAW fuckin pics...

>asks me where I'm going at 3am or whatever time it was. It was a pretty

...and you'd been spanking your fuckin meat for hours...

>warm summer night, and I wanted to see the guys face when he saw all the
>weird shit in my bag anyhow, so I played along and he asked if he could
>look in my bag, so I told him sure.

then you blew a load all over your own face.

>:) I thought the guy shit himself when he read the bottom of the title
>page where it gives the restrictions and destruction directions and
>"OFFICIAL USE ONLY" and what not.. I'm pretty sure he was thinking he'd
>make captain by morning.

you decide to shove that beer bottle up your ass, so you grab the K-Y
jelly, and read "FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY", but you say "fuck it" and shove
the whole tube of K-Y up yer ass with the beer bottle.  you'll probably bust
another nut by morning.

>It was a bit of a pain in the ass to get everything squared away so that

heh.  i bet it was a real pain in the ass, buddy.

>I could continue on my way, but it was worth the laugh over the beers
>my friend and I had while coding when I finally did get there.

yeah, yeah....so you busted another nut.

>I love messin' with those guys.

i bet, you fuckin cocksmoker.

>Michael J. Graffam (mgraffam@idsi.net)
>"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-incurred immaturity.
>Immaturity is the inability to use one's own understanding without the
>guidance of another. . .Sapere aude! Have the courage to use your own
>understanding!" - Immanuel Kant "What is Enlightenment?"
>

too bad you don't have the courage to admit you were just wackin off
while spewing bullshit to the list...

-- BrutallyFuckingHonestMonger