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- To: cypherpunks@toad.com
- From: Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>
- Date: Wed, 3 Mar 1999 04:19:50 +0100
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You wrote:
> can you tell me how can i obtained software to unprotectes gsm phones
> ???
Easy, in fact you dont even need software
youi can simply hurl your gsm phone with great force in the path of a steam roller. that way it will most definitely be unprotected
yo ucan also submerge it underwater for at least 15 days. this also serves as a stress test for your gsm phone so you can see how great it is
you can invoke the power of ultimate evil which will give you the power to do anything you want. gsm cellp[hones are cheap shit in the face of such power. remember always to invoke the goat of mendes and the power of satan before you start. I am pretty sure you will be able to unprotect your gsm phone and the phones of all others in the neighbourhood if you do this.
in fact there is a little elf inside the phone who controls the protection codes. if you are successful in locating this elf you can threaten to squish him with your thumb. this always works for me. in fact I have unprottected several phones this way.
Happy unprotecting.
UnProtectMonger