nuke the dope blockading nazi serb bastards

[Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>]

On Thu, 6 May 1999, MR JAVIER  BERNAL wrote:

> Date: Thu, 6 May 1999 16:10:50 GMT
> From: MR JAVIER  BERNAL <988005350@98.LINCOLN.AC.UK>
> To: reeza@flex.com, Mohammed_Lazhar@cch-lis.com, 988005350@98.LINCOLN.AC.UK,
     cypherpunks@toad.com, list@rhizome.org, tcmay@got.net, stopnato@email.com,
     Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>
> Subject: US-backed KLA linked to heroin network, say intelligence reports 
> 
> US-backed KLA linked to heroin network, say 

cool!  at least i know for sure who my supplier is.  maybe i should cut out the middle 
man and get my dope straight from the source, eh?  this fuckin $300/day habit is really
draining my companies 401K accounts.  those old fuckers in the accounting department 
getting ready to retire would surely appreciate it if i saved them a couple cents by 
getting my smack straight from the source i bet.

> intelligence reports 
> By Ramesh Chandran 
> WASHINGTON: The Kosovo Liberation Army (KLA), the fulcrum of Clinton 
> Administration's strategic design to repel Serbian forces from Kosovo, has allegedly financed 
> much of its war effort with ``profits'' from the sale of heroin. 

do you know any good heroin connections over there you could hook me up with?

> Sensational disclosures in the media here citing classified US Drug Enforcement 
> Administration (DEA) documents show that drug agents in five countries, including the US, 
> believe that the KLA has aligned itself with an extensive organised crime network centred in 
> Albania that smuggles heroin and cocaine to buyers in Western Europe. 
> The KLA is the organisation that is backed by Washington and most NATO members in its 
> war against President Milosevic's Serbian forces to enable hundreds of thousands of ethnic 
> Albanians to return to their homeland in Kosovo. Some influential members of the US 
> Congress have even called for heavily arming and training the cadres of the KLA in their ``just 
> war'' against the Milosevic regime. Now it appears from these classified intelligence 
> documents that the ``freedom fighters'' of the KLA have a rather dubious and sinister 
> background. 

so who in the KLA will sell me some good dope?  the bags i just scored are weak as shit.
not only were they slack, but the dope is cut with poor grade crystal meth.

> The DEA documents copiously quoted here on Monday by The Washington Times, an 
> unwaveringly critic of the Clinton Administration, maintains that the members of the notorious 
> Albanian mafia have links to a ``drug smuggling cartel'' based in Kosovo's capital, Pristina. 
> This cartel is allegedly manned by ethnic Albanians who are members of the Kosovo National 
> Front (KNF) whose armed wing is the KLA. The DEA documents apparently show it is one 
> of the ``most powerful heroin smuggling organisations in the world'' with much of its profits 
> being diverted to the KLA to buy weapons. 

the KLA is "most powerful heroin smuggling organisations in the world"???

bwahahahahah!  the brothers down on the corner that i score from are bigger than any fuckin KLA.

> For some years the Clinton Administration as well as its predecessors have led a vigorous 
> world-wide campaign against the scourge of deadly drug trafficking such as heroin and 
> cocaine. Now it appears it is backing an organisation that is reportedly steeped in the noxious 
> business. According to the DEA report prepared for the National Narcotics Intelligence 
> Consumer's Committee (NNICC) and cited by The Times, the heroin is smuggled along the 
> ``Balkan route'' in cars, trucks and boats initially to Austria, Germany and Italy, where it is 
> routed to ``eager buyers'' in France, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands, Portugal, Spain, 
> Switzerland and Great Britain. 

hey!  i'm an "eager buyer".  hook me up, dude!

> Some of the deadly ``white powder,'' says the DEA report, finds its way to the US. There is 
> also a touch of irony in the fact that as recently as 1998, the US State Department listed the 
> KLA, formerly known as the ``Ushtria Clirimtare e Kosoves,'' or UCK, as an ``international 
> terrorist organisation'' accusing it of bankrolling its operations with proceeds from the 
> international heroin trade and from ``loans'' from terrorists like Osama Bin Laden --who 
> heads Washington's ``most wanted'' lists. 

besides Bin Laden, who can hook me up with some good smack, damnit!?

> One unidentified drug official quoted in the report claims: ``They were terrorists in 1998 and 
> now, because of politics, they're freedom fighters.'' The DEA report also maintains that a 
> majority of the heroin seized in Europe is transported over the Balkan route. It also says that 
> the Kosovo traffickers were noted for their ``use of violence'' and for their involvement in 
> ``international weapons trafficking.'' 

so you got a problem with poppin a cap in the occasional nigga who busts on my turf and tries
to steal my business or something?

> A separate DEA report written just last month suggests that although the war in the Balkans 
> had reduced the drug flow to Western Europe along the Balkan Route, new land routes have 
> opened across Romania, Hungary and the Czech Republic. It estimates that every month four 
> to six metric tons of heroin leaves Turkey bound for Western Europe, the bulk of it travelling 
> over the Balkan Route. 

i'll pay good money from my company bank acct for a ton of that heroin! hook me up, damnit!

> Other recent independent reports have also echoed similar concerns about the KLA. 
> France's Geopolitical Observatory of Drugs stated in a recent report that the KLA was a 
> ``key player'' in the rapidly expanding drugs-for-arms business and helped transport $2 billion 
> worth of drugs annually into Western Europe. Jane's Intelligence Review estimated in 
> March that drug sales could have netted the KLA profits in the ``high tens of millions of 
> dollars.'' Both President Clinton and some senior members of the Senate have enthusiastically 
> proposed arming the KLA to the teeth in its war against the Serbs. Senators Mitch 
> McConnell and Joseph Lieberman introduced a recent bill that would provide $25 million to 
> equip 10,000 KLA men or 10 battalions --with small arms and anti-tank weapons for upto 
> 18 months. 

hell yeah!  give them weapons and let's get loaded and fuck some shit up!  who should we kill
next?  just give me quality heroin and cocaine, put an M16-M203 in my hands, and i'll kill
anybody!  fuck yeah!  die nazi serbs, die!!!

-- The Fedz